A Very Die Hard Christmas

Dream Theatre Co. presents A Very Die Hard Christmas, the stage parody of the 1988 action film, told in rhyme by a storybook Narrator with an onstage effects artist. Christmas Eve at Nakatomi Tower: John McClane walks barefoot into a hostage takeover led by Hans Gruber. Water pistols and Nerf blasters only. December 3–5, 2026, 7:30 PM (doors 7:00 PM), $15 general admission, tickets through Cur8. Contact: becki.dreamtheatre@gmail.com. Content advisory: Foul Language, Drug use.